seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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"A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!?"
- someone at Ubisoft, probably (via guy)

sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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vanehwasreal:

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

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poundcakeinstrumental:

He look so good here the fuck

poundcakeinstrumental:

He look so good here the fuck

nevebianca:

Ushiko, a longtime Ghibli resident. 

shitthesignssay:

I love these surveys we do. Looks like you guys feel that
Taurus is easiest to be friends with
while
Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius and Capricorn are tied for the most difficult to be friends with.
Something to think about.

shitthesignssay:

I love these surveys we do. Looks like you guys feel that

Taurus is easiest to be friends with

while

Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius and Capricorn are tied for the most difficult to be friends with.

Something to think about.

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